starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
I say dogs are better than men not because I’m sexist, but because dogs trump all
Men, women, children, everyone and everything.
If there is a god, he is a dog
I won’t argue with anyone on this
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what
I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite
But it slowly gets more agressive
And more agressive
Then it’s just plain rude
And my personal favourite
"sebastian stan will be doing a striptease in his new movie"
I say this with the utmost respect, but male writers tend to write female characters as either the angel or the whore.
me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”